Family Resemblance Analyzer Pillows

"My social media photo looks like my MOTHER!"

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

"WHich one is mine?"

'Wow! Your kid looks a lot like you!'

"Even though I wasn't always perfect, I feel deep down that I am now."

"He looks just like your husband."

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

"I decided to treat my employees like friends...now I hate all of them!"

Intelligent Sexual Design

When you said you were going to find your ancestors I thought you meant on the INTERNET!

"OK, now you've gone back too far."

"Oh, she's got her father's male hormones"

"Do you think he'll look like me when he grows up?"

'Of course I love her - but I'm not in love with her.'

"Mom, Dad - I'm adopted, aren't I?"

Maternity nurse presenting newborn baby with big nose to father with big nose.

"You remind me of someone."

"He looks just like his Dad, still he'll grow out of it."

"... And he's got his father's face!"

"You seem calm above the surface, but underneath I feel as if you're paddling like hell away from me."

"Arrows won't work on him. Use a taser."

"Mom?!"

'He has his father's nose!'

After spending months researching his family tree, Mr Henshaw could think of little else.

"I hope I age as well as you, Dad. Except for the neck."

"Albert Morris? But I've spent the last six months researching Alberta Morris?!"

'Please try to understand...I appreciate all that you have done for me and I love you both very much...But, I must try to find my biological parents.'

"OMG! I'm turning into my mother."

'The good news is that you've inherited something from your father. The bad news is, it's his huge nose.'

"The mother is doing fine, but I'm afraid the baby looks like you."

"What do you mean, you didn't know I wanted a divorce? Don't you follow me on social media?"

'Last year Frank tried tracing back his roots but came back empty!'