Family Resemblance Enthusiast Pillows

'Front row, second from the right.'

"Oh, she's got her father's male hormones"

'...He has your twitching, prawny eyes...'

"... And he's got his father's face!"

"The mother is doing fine, but I'm afraid the baby looks like you."

"He looks just like his father."

"Do you think he'll look like me when he grows up?"

"He looks just like his Dad, still he'll grow out of it."

'I think i'm beginning to look like my father.' 'That's nothing - I'm beginning to look like my grandfather.'

"So which one of these little fellas is yours?"

"Actually, I do look a lot like my mom. It's just that I have her first nose."

"Do you think he's got my nose?"

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

'Wow! Your kid looks a lot like you!'

'It's uncanny, he's his grandad's double.'

'The good news is that you've inherited something from your father. The bad news is, it's his huge nose.'

Oh, my god, I'm starting to look like my mother.

I think he looks more like you.

"WHich one is mine?"

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

"He looks just like your husband."

John W. Law., John W. Law Jr., Robert Law, Janet Law, Attorneys at Law

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

Well, I'll be...Dutch Elm Disease!

'I've turned into my mother.'

Alvin, genealogist extraordinaire, traces his roots back to the first amoeba.

"Son, one day all this will belong to your tax office, your economy-hating environmental wackos and your corrupt political clowns."

"Mum, just curious: when you did the family tree, did you research all the way back to our ancestors on Noah's ark?"

'I went online to check out my ancestry and I found that my dad, 10,000 times removed, was an amoeba!'

"Mom, Dad - I'm adopted, aren't I?"

Maternity nurse presenting newborn baby with big nose to father with big nose.