Family Resemblance Observer Pillows

Mother, Baby and Family Friends

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

'Sure, go ahead! Evolve! It's all the rage, I know! Have fun! I'll just sit here in this murky, primordial soup with nothing but plankton for company. Why should you stay here with your mother? The one who raised you, fed you...'

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

"It's his emotional support animal."

'Wow! Your kid looks a lot like you!'

What are we doing today? Installing raised beds. Then we'll plant them for a couple who want organic vegetables. Brilliant, Dad. Tree's Tree Nursery. You take the hard work out of gardening. Right. And give it to me! Right again!

'Hi, I'm Bob and I'll be your waiter ... and this is my wife, Susan, and her two children from a former marriage, Jimmy and Cindy.'

"He looks just like your husband."

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

"Mom, are you sure I'm not adopted?"

"So this is the Mr. Waring who has made such a great impression on my little girl."

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

Origins Of Evolution

'Simple case of gravity, mom.'

I think it's time he left home.'

"If it slows down, just ask my father about the murder he always swears he did not commit."

"Mom said mopping up my snow tracks is a good start for my bucket list."

Look,that is not your Daddy

"Just wait until my autobiographical one-woman show."

"Really, Mr. Stevens, this fantasy of being turned into a giant frog is absurd. We both know there's no such thing as a curse, and you can't seriously believe your mother-in-law is actually a witch. . ."

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

'Tom's always been the black sheep of the family.'

'When the baby sitter gets a standing ovation, I don't know whether to be pleasantly surprised or suspicious.'

"Nice try, Frank. Mother is still coming for the weekend."

"Hey. Smells funny. Fix it. And bring me a beer."

Waiting Room

"Your mom is a little overprotective, isn't she?"

'My principal wants to see you about my principles.'

"And what can I do for you, Sir?"

"Oh, she's got her father's male hormones"

'Will I be able to have a night light if we switch to solar power?'