Family Resemblance Observer Pillows

Mother, Baby and Family Friends

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

"It's his emotional support animal."

'Wow! Your kid looks a lot like you!'

"He looks just like your husband."

'Hi, I'm Bob and I'll be your waiter ... and this is my wife, Susan, and her two children from a former marriage, Jimmy and Cindy.'

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

"So this is the Mr. Waring who has made such a great impression on my little girl."

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

"Mom, are you sure I'm not adopted?"

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

'Simple case of gravity, mom.'

I think it's time he left home.'

"Mom said mopping up my snow tracks is a good start for my bucket list."

"If it slows down, just ask my father about the murder he always swears he did not commit."

Look,that is not your Daddy

"Just wait until my autobiographical one-woman show."

"Really, Mr. Stevens, this fantasy of being turned into a giant frog is absurd. We both know there's no such thing as a curse, and you can't seriously believe your mother-in-law is actually a witch. . ."

"Nice try, Frank. Mother is still coming for the weekend."

'Tom's always been the black sheep of the family.'

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

'When the baby sitter gets a standing ovation, I don't know whether to be pleasantly surprised or suspicious.'

"Hey. Smells funny. Fix it. And bring me a beer."

"Your mom is a little overprotective, isn't she?"

'My principal wants to see you about my principles.'

"Oh, she's got her father's male hormones"

"And what can I do for you, Sir?"

'Will I be able to have a night light if we switch to solar power?'

'I admire your persistence, Melvin, but I'm in love with another woman.'

"Now mommy, I know there has been some bad blood between us."