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'Yes, it's quite hard to see a family resemblance, but she looks just like I did when I was young...'

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

Tunnel of Love/Tunnel of Marriage

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

Battle of the sexes in a relationship

'When we first met there was a chemistry between us. These days though, it's more of a 'chemistry set'.'

'Wow! Your kid looks a lot like you!'

"He looks just like your husband."

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

'The way we met was interesting. I opened my wallet and there she was!'

'Trust me, she can't fail to notice you now...'

"This is just SO like him. For years, I begged him to straighten up and fly right, and when he finally DID, it was right into a picture window!"

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

'He's got your nose.'

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

'At present, my son and I are extremely interested in genetics and heredity.'

'We need to talk about your fear of commitment, Ralph.'

Heart to heart talk.

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"

"She said, 'I'll go if you go,' and I said, 'I'll go if you go,' and here we are."

"Why can’t this count as ‘date night’?"

"Arthur, I need my space."

Waterfall of Disappointment

"Your grandma and I have decided to live together."

'What's with the Thesaurus - trying to find a clinical term for love?'

Strangers. Friends. Lovers. Spouses.