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'Yes, it's quite hard to see a family resemblance, but she looks just like I did when I was young...'

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

"Why don't you find a museum!"

Tunnel of Love/Tunnel of Marriage

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

'Wow! Your kid looks a lot like you!'

Battle of the sexes in a relationship

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

'When we first met there was a chemistry between us. These days though, it's more of a 'chemistry set'.'

'Trust me, she can't fail to notice you now...'

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

'He's got your nose.'

"He looks just like your husband."

"This is just SO like him. For years, I begged him to straighten up and fly right, and when he finally DID, it was right into a picture window!"

'The way we met was interesting. I opened my wallet and there she was!'

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

'At present, my son and I are extremely interested in genetics and heredity.'

"Why can’t this count as ‘date night’?"

Heart to heart talk.

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

"She said, 'I'll go if you go,' and I said, 'I'll go if you go,' and here we are."

"Arthur, I need my space."

'We need to talk about your fear of commitment, Ralph.'

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"

Waterfall of Disappointment

"Your grandma and I have decided to live together."

Strangers. Friends. Lovers. Spouses.

"Well, it's the same old story, we just don't squark anymore."