Family Pride Seeker Pillows

'No, this isn't my son, the doctor. This is my other son, the one who didn't make much of himself.'

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

Duck Hunt

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

Skateboard

'Your mom is probably watching. Go for the jugular.'

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

'I'm so proud: My son can't sit still...'

"I brought a pound cake in case they don't like the chum." Shark Hunting With Mom

'It's so incredible, getting to discover the little bundle of magic hidden inside.'

Reflected Glory

"And this is Joshua, he'll be a hundred and forty-seven months next week."

'It's the parents' 4x4x400 metres.'

'I'm really tired of hearing about her pious children, the angel food cake.'

'Here's where things got ugly.'

'Miss Harrison said it's a better report than the ones you used to get when you were in her class.'

Peak Oil - 'Are we there yet, Dad?'

'Do you remember when we agreed to keep trying until we got a boy? Well, I've been thinking...'

"Honey, we can order the new car! Here comes our best customer again!"

"He's two onths old and already drooling at a four-month-old level."

I'm Proud of my Gay Son!....I'm Proud of my Cross-Dressing Dad.

'You couldn't just lock him up somewhere, could you?'

Proud parent praise their child

"Accepting the applause for Mr. Fontana—Mr. Fontana's mother."

"I'm having an identity crisis. I can't keep track of whether I'm Nana, Mimi, or Grandma Wolcott."

"Congratulations! It's a doctor!"

A rabbit sits at an office desk, the edges of which are lined with numerous framed pictures of his many offspring.

Mum giving me a lift home...

"I started with nowt and I've still got it."

"And these are the twins, Buzz and Buzz-off."

I got a hundred in school today... 50 in history, and 50 in maths!

"Who'd want to Retire...what would you do with your time?...Apart from spend time with your kids...see all those places you always promised you would...be the person you want to be...have a life!"

"When will someone teach us how to share?"