Family Pride Seeker Prints

'No, this isn't my son, the doctor. This is my other son, the one who didn't make much of himself.'

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

Duck Hunt

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

'Your mom is probably watching. Go for the jugular.'

Skateboard

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

'I'm so proud: My son can't sit still...'

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

"I brought a pound cake in case they don't like the chum." Shark Hunting With Mom

Reflected Glory

'It's so incredible, getting to discover the little bundle of magic hidden inside.'

"And this is Joshua, he'll be a hundred and forty-seven months next week."

'I'm really tired of hearing about her pious children, the angel food cake.'

'It's the parents' 4x4x400 metres.'

"Isn't that adorable?"

'Miss Harrison said it's a better report than the ones you used to get when you were in her class.'

'Here's where things got ugly.'

'Do you remember when we agreed to keep trying until we got a boy? Well, I've been thinking...'

"He's two onths old and already drooling at a four-month-old level."

"Honey, we can order the new car! Here comes our best customer again!"

Peak Oil - 'Are we there yet, Dad?'

I'm Proud of my Gay Son!....I'm Proud of my Cross-Dressing Dad.

'You couldn't just lock him up somewhere, could you?'

"I started with nowt and I've still got it."

"Accepting the applause for Mr. Fontana—Mr. Fontana's mother."

Mum giving me a lift home...

Whatever you do, don't ask him about his children… God's wallet.

"Congratulations! It's a doctor!"

A rabbit sits at an office desk, the edges of which are lined with numerous framed pictures of his many offspring.

"I'm having an identity crisis. I can't keep track of whether I'm Nana, Mimi, or Grandma Wolcott."

Proud parent praise their child

"And these are the twins, Buzz and Buzz-off."

I got a hundred in school today... 50 in history, and 50 in maths!

"Who'd want to Retire...what would you do with your time?...Apart from spend time with your kids...see all those places you always promised you would...be the person you want to be...have a life!"