Family Meeting Organizer Pillows

"Nobody 'heads up' this family - we work democratically."

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

'Ahhh...'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

Christmas Tree

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

"Hi-yah!"

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

"I say it's Kale, and I say it's spinaches shitfaced uncle."

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

'Thank goodness you were wrong mom, dad says a period is what comes at the end of a sentence.'

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

celebrating a birth.