Family Meeting Pillows

"Although the estate will be distributed equally, your father wanted you all to know that Keith was his favorite, followed by..."

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

Tartine

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

The Zoo.

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

'Ahhh...'

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

Christmas Tree

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

"What's that mark on your arm, Mama?"

"Hi-yah!"

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

"Ours is not a creative clan."

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

True confessions.

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"