Family Meal Magician Pillows

Mum feeds teens with shovel

"It's blank!!"

'I sent out for everything.'

Come dine with me!

Domestic Goddess.

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Hungry child

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

Benihana style of cooking.

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

Party time.

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Today: Yogurt Surprise. We call it "yogurt surprise" because we couldn't read the expiration date on the carton.

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

The louder the kid, the tighter the lid.

Surprise in the salad bowl

"Voila!...smooth pastry." (Lady teaching chef to iron dough).

"Tell me what you think of the menu. I wrote it."

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

You're the sizzle in my roast!

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"Who shaves the fennel in your family?"

Hot pot

"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?"

"More?"

'Preparing free-range chicken requires an extremely patient chef.'

"Fridge-to-table"

'I love it when you cook - it lets me practice faking it.'

"I'm making your favorite dessert, dear … seven layer cake."

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

The legend of Chef Arthur.

"Today's special is puréed sweet potato on cracker."