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'Here's what she was reading - an articl called 'Parents can be fun'.'

Ringtones Kids Can't Hear.

Rabies on board - a couple of rabid babies.

'Hi, mom! He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

"It's just a lamp. There's no need to hand in your resignation."

"But Mom, you said it was a pup tent!"

Woman holds the TV on a stick for her son.

Romulus and Remus plot to prevent their mother from appearing at the official opening of Rome.

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

'Only if Mom goes along to do cooking and cleaning.'

"So, are you still with the same parents?"

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'

'The grandkids? Oh, they're busy watching their favourite program!'

'This must be your son - I can see the resemblance.'

'I can't come out and play because I'm in 'Time-Out.' Although here at Grandma's it's more like 'Time-Out Lite.' '

That's it young lady! You're grounded!

'Honey, I am so proud: Junior has started headbutting his friends...'

Dad Trophies

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

'Thank goodness you were wrong mom, dad says a period is what comes at the end of a sentence.'

Suffering from Cooties?

'Well, he definitely has his father's... Er... Eyes.'

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

My 5-year-old nephew cut his hair! His mom was so upset until she thought: 'Wait a minute! I just saved 12 bucks!'

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

"Good work Tim, you snatch it all: none of this sharing with your brother nonsense..."

'It was romantic before we had kids. Build some stairs.'

'Since we're being so honest, perhaps I should mention that I liked you better as an egg.'

"After I fix your laptop, can I have a bedtime story?"

"You're crappin' in the closet again, Claude."

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

"Good news. It wasn't a toxic chemical leak. It was an old pizza in your kid's room."

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

"Why do small children ask so many questions?" "Why not? We need to learn, don’t we? Anyway it’s no big deal is it? Isn’t that what parents are for? You were probably the same, weren’t you? So why complain?"