Family Humor Fans Mugs

'Here's what she was reading - an articl called 'Parents can be fun'.'

Ringtones Kids Can't Hear.

Rabies on board - a couple of rabid babies.

'Hi, mom! He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

"It's just a lamp. There's no need to hand in your resignation."

"But Mom, you said it was a pup tent!"

Woman holds the TV on a stick for her son.

Romulus and Remus plot to prevent their mother from appearing at the official opening of Rome.

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

'Only if Mom goes along to do cooking and cleaning.'

"So, are you still with the same parents?"

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'

'The grandkids? Oh, they're busy watching their favourite program!'

'This must be your son - I can see the resemblance.'

'I can't come out and play because I'm in 'Time-Out.' Although here at Grandma's it's more like 'Time-Out Lite.' '

That's it young lady! You're grounded!

'Honey, I am so proud: Junior has started headbutting his friends...'

Dad Trophies

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

Suffering from Cooties?

'Thank goodness you were wrong mom, dad says a period is what comes at the end of a sentence.'

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

'Well, he definitely has his father's... Er... Eyes.'

My 5-year-old nephew cut his hair! His mom was so upset until she thought: 'Wait a minute! I just saved 12 bucks!'

'Since we're being so honest, perhaps I should mention that I liked you better as an egg.'

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

The Family Joules: Part 5

"You're crappin' in the closet again, Claude."

"After I fix your laptop, can I have a bedtime story?"

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

"Good work Tim, you snatch it all: none of this sharing with your brother nonsense..."

'It was romantic before we had kids. Build some stairs.'

"Good news. It wasn't a toxic chemical leak. It was an old pizza in your kid's room."

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."