Family Gps Guide Pillows

'For goodness sake dad, buy a sat nav.'

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

'He's bound to wake up sometime!'

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.

'I almost get out the door and then my mom yells...'Don't you know it's February?!' And here I am again...looking like an eskimo.'

'sugar and spice my eye.'

"'Parent' should always be an action verb."

'None of the other things had instructions.'

Baby At The Entrance Of The Maze Of Life

"Me? I thought you were raising them."

"I think he's outgrown the baby gate."

"Everything started when I became a stay-at-home-mom of three little monsters."

"Why do I need a bus licence? Well, I have a rather large family, you see..."

"Mom, Suzy keeps coming closer than 6 feet to me."

"I know it's 3 a.m. but don't you think this is a good time to discuss spending the holidays with my mother."

'I think he's proud of his ability to be in the way in more than one room at a time.'

Ask your mother computer.

Exam Room.

"Wet wipe?"

"This baby will hold more than a hundred and twenty-five cubic feet of family rancor."

"Will you turn that TV down? Can't you see I'm on the phone?"

My changing Body: A Guide For New Fathers

"Ironically, this all started with a little poke on Facebook."

'Do you realize that I spend more time out than I do in?'

Kids go to school and mom goes to the psychiatric clinic.

Mother's Day: 2nd Sunday in May, Others Day: Every day before and after the 2nd Sunday in May.

"Better safe than sorry, son."

"I'm sorry, Tom... but you don't Chronic Fatigue Syndrome if it only when you're going to see your inlaws."

'I'm afraid your child support payments will be quite substantial.'

"I have the kids Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. She has them Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday. Thursday they're free-range.

"No, we're not there yet because your father refuses to ask for directions!"

"It took some figuring, but I think I figured out how to handle a temperamental teenager."

'Would you like me to have a word with educational psychologist about Julie?'

'I'm getting a little concerned about Timmy. He hasn't wormed his way out of anything all semester.'