Family Gene Detective Pillows

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$1: Family Secrets

Family DNA

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

DNA Analysis.

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

"Please accept the apologies of this court. You're free to go now, and, by the way, here's your DNA back."

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

A caveman kid sees his ancestor in a museum exhibit

Jerk Gene

'ADN'

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

'I'm glad you're getting so into science, son, but you'll have to ask your teacher about this... jjunnetics thing.'

'Apparently my DNA had guilt written all over it.'

How did life begin? Image shows a strand of dna in the form of a question mark (with a single cell as the dot, floating in water or primeval soup). The image also refers to life beyond the earth, with the cell-like blobs resembling galaxies in outer space

'I'm tracing my relatives.'

"I've devised a new paternity test, or as I call it, a pop quiz."

'This changes everything -- I found a loophole in the genetic code!'

DNA doctor

The dna double helix, with a human family taking the place of the dna rungs (or bases), illustrating genetic inheritance within the family

Medical Lab. Ernie, we call it a "paternity test," not a "pop quiz."

"I'm home, with all my DNA."

'Dad, have you ever thought about researching our family tree?'

The dna double helix, with a human family taking the place of the dna rungs.

'Congratulations - you're the first victim of recombinant DNA.'

'And that's how we discovered curly genes, or, as Dr. Crick insists on calling them, 'DNA'.'

"Can DNA testing really prove that George Washington was the 'Father if our Country'?"

'I went online to check out my ancestry and I found that my dad, 10,000 times removed, was an amoeba!'

'Sometimes I wonder how things would have turned out, if I'd gotten Mom's eyes and Dad's hair.'

Mother and child riding a DNA rollercoaster.

University Staff Softball League Schedule. A group of people doing ecological studies is playing the DNA research team. Ah, heredity versus environment!

Ancenstry.com Your results: Oak: 80% Pine: 12% Maple: 3% Unknown: 5%

'And here is my other DNA test.'

"You know something doc, he weirdly kind of resembles you."

"Well, it certainly looks like your DNA. How many times have I told you to wear gloves before touching anything?"