Family Fiesta Gifts

Announcement at teatime

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

'Ahhh...'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

"Hi-yah!"

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"

"I say it's Kale, and I say it's spinaches shitfaced uncle."

'Thank goodness you were wrong mom, dad says a period is what comes at the end of a sentence.'

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."

'Look, Dad, I made a pair of boots out of your chest waders.'

"Gracie, today I'm teaching you a Bermudez family tradition...passed down from generation to generation! Vamonos! Out! Now!"

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

"It may not look like it to you, but trust me, he's hyperactive. It's exhausting!"

"Oh, Aunt Em, it wasn't a dream. It was a place. And you and you and you ... and you were there. But not that man with the straitjacket."

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!

"Eat your vegetarian or you'll go extinct!"

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."