Family Fiesta Mugs

Announcement at teatime

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

'Ahhh...'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

"Hi-yah!"

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

'Thank goodness you were wrong mom, dad says a period is what comes at the end of a sentence.'

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

"I say it's Kale, and I say it's spinaches shitfaced uncle."

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

'Look, Dad, I made a pair of boots out of your chest waders.'

"Gracie, today I'm teaching you a Bermudez family tradition...passed down from generation to generation! Vamonos! Out! Now!"

"Oh, Aunt Em, it wasn't a dream. It was a place. And you and you and you ... and you were there. But not that man with the straitjacket."

"It may not look like it to you, but trust me, he's hyperactive. It's exhausting!"

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

"She looks just like in your photos."

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."