Family Feud Fan Gifts

It's folks like Mildred who make collectibles collectable!

"Excluding our little granddaughter who calls me 'horrible old smellypops!'"

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

'She posted her first blog today.'

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

"I'm an oldest child trapped in the body of a middle child."

"Good work Tim, you snatch it all: none of this sharing with your brother nonsense..."

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

'Mum, she pulled my mane!'

Freak Family.

When a teen finds out his parents are volunteering in the youth group.

"Oh, I'm sorry, did I ruin it for you by saying it was the butler who did it? Such a good book..."

Whilst a dog is weeing at the base of a tree, a squirrel wees at the entrance of it's dog house.

"You can't live in our basement. Your brother beat you to it."

'I just don't understand... We hate the same movies, books, art, music, friends and relatives, and we agree that the world's a hopeless mess. With all that in common, why is our marriage falling apart?'

Miami: Home of the Miami Relatives

'...My tree! - No my tree!!'

BIG BUSINESS: "He's going places in this company - his father owns it!"

Sick Exhibitionist

Restoration of mutual confidence between Mr. and Mrs. Micawber

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

'Oh, yeah?...Well, no one has to follow me around with a pooper-scooper.'

"Mother, take your time, I know this isn’t easy for you. But this is an important moment in our lives, so I will ask you one more time, what on earth did you do with my old comic books?!"

"A phony attorney…I'm so disappointed, son. Your brother is a phony doctor."

'If she goes, we go!'

Bad Heir Day

"It's a dog tradition. Every morning and evening, we thank God that we're not cats."

"We go to Stockholm, we accept our, prize, and then I never want to see your ugly mug again!"

Some conflicts never get resolved.

'Your second cousin won a Nobel Prize in physics, and you don't know how gravity works?'

"Childhood nicknames and pinched cheeks...I knew there was a reason I didn't like family gatherings."