Family Dynamics Adventurer Gifts

'I'm your new daughter. Marcia and I have traded parents.'

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

'Ahhh...'

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

Relationship Warning Lights

Emotion of Mr. Kenwigs on hearing the family news from Nicholas

'Strained carrots again! What am I being punished for this time?'

"This is where baby gets some alone time."

"Hi, I'm Pop!"

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

Polygamists' Picnic

'Everything I say to you goes in one ear and out the other.'

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

"Adopted? It's cute how you think we would've picked you."

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

"Were we expecting a baby?"

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

"Because he's illiterate. That's why I have to read to him all the time."

Children's Party

'I demand a DNA test.'

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

"I'll go to my room and do my homework, but I want time and a half."

"Papa Bear was too much, Mama Bear wasn't enough, and I always had to be just right."

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

'What did I learn in school today? You'd better sit down.'

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."