"One day, son, all this will be....Never mind."
Family Business Planning Gifts
Searching for a gift for someone involved in family business planning? Discover products that capture the spirit of entrepreneurship with a humorous, heartfelt touch. Ideal for family-run business owners looking to add a little fun to their planning sessions or to celebrate milestones. These gifts combine wit with a personal feel, making them great for sharing your support, motivation, or congratulations. Whether on mugs, T-shirts, pillows, or prints, find something that speaks to the unique journey of managing family enterprise together.
'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'
'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'
'Shhhh. Fido inherited seventy percent of this company.'
Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.
"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."
Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.
"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."
"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."
"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."
"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."
Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...
"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."
"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."
'When training my son, keep him totally ignorant. I'm grooming him to be VP in-charge-of -denials.'
Grounded
"I'm getting so old I don't remember where I buried my bone..."
"Were we expecting a baby?"
"And this is my junior partner, my son, Ira."
New arrival
The Tunnel Of Love
"We balanced our budget this month!"
"My wife tells me the bee has struck again!"
John W. Law., John W. Law Jr., Robert Law, Janet Law, Attorneys at Law
'In the interest of spending more time with my children, I've put Bobby and Emily in charge of corporate strategy.'
'Don't worry, Dad. I'm going to turn this company around 360 degrees!'
"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"
"I wish they'd never discovered fertility drugs!"
'Congratulations! You're the proud father of three healthy, bouncing tax deductions!'
-THIRTY thousand? I thought you wanted TEN thousand? -I'm having triplets!
Cupid and the Stork waiting to ambush a couple.
Excess Baggage: Sooner or later all those vacation bills come due.
'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'
"We've intended to ask you about it for some time, Doctor, but never got around to it."
'Of course if you wanna a really BIG family I guess we could always adopt.'
Family Business Planning Gifts Collection
Family Business Planning Mugs
Explore our range of mugs that capture the humor and heart of family business planning—perfect for mornings, celebrations, or coffee breaks.
Family Business Planning Pillows
Discover our cozy pillows featuring witty designs about family business life—comforting and fun décor for any entrepreneur's space.
Family Business Planning Prints
Browse inspiring prints dedicated to family business success—beautiful additions to any office or home workspace to keep motivation high.
Family Business Planning T-Shirts
Check out our quirky T-shirts that celebrate the joys and challenges of family-run enterprises—ideal for casual days and special occasions.