Family Business Planning Mugs

"One day, son, all this will be....Never mind."

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

'Shhhh. Fido inherited seventy percent of this company.'

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

'When training my son, keep him totally ignorant. I'm grooming him to be VP in-charge-of -denials.'

Grounded

"I'm getting so old I don't remember where I buried my bone..."

"Were we expecting a baby?"

"And this is my junior partner, my son, Ira."

New arrival

The Tunnel Of Love

"We balanced our budget this month!"

"My wife tells me the bee has struck again!"

John W. Law., John W. Law Jr., Robert Law, Janet Law, Attorneys at Law

'In the interest of spending more time with my children, I've put Bobby and Emily in charge of corporate strategy.'

'Don't worry, Dad. I'm going to turn this company around 360 degrees!'

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

"I wish they'd never discovered fertility drugs!"

'Congratulations! You're the proud father of three healthy, bouncing tax deductions!'

-THIRTY thousand? I thought you wanted TEN thousand? -I'm having triplets!

Cupid and the Stork waiting to ambush a couple.

Excess Baggage: Sooner or later all those vacation bills come due.

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

"We've intended to ask you about it for some time, Doctor, but never got around to it."

'Of course if you wanna a really BIG family I guess we could always adopt.'