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"One day, son, all this will be....Never mind."

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

'Shhhh. Fido inherited seventy percent of this company.'

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

"I'm getting so old I don't remember where I buried my bone..."

'When training my son, keep him totally ignorant. I'm grooming him to be VP in-charge-of -denials.'

"Were we expecting a baby?"

Grounded

"We balanced our budget this month!"

"And this is my junior partner, my son, Ira."

The Tunnel Of Love

New arrival

"My wife tells me the bee has struck again!"

John W. Law., John W. Law Jr., Robert Law, Janet Law, Attorneys at Law

'In the interest of spending more time with my children, I've put Bobby and Emily in charge of corporate strategy.'

'Don't worry, Dad. I'm going to turn this company around 360 degrees!'

"I wish they'd never discovered fertility drugs!"

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

'Congratulations! You're the proud father of three healthy, bouncing tax deductions!'

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

Excess Baggage: Sooner or later all those vacation bills come due.

Cupid and the Stork waiting to ambush a couple.

'Of course if you wanna a really BIG family I guess we could always adopt.'

-THIRTY thousand? I thought you wanted TEN thousand? -I'm having triplets!

"We've intended to ask you about it for some time, Doctor, but never got around to it."