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Kriten, Kriten and Kriten Enterprises.

'This is a family business so I'm working overtime to spend more time with my family.'

Smith, Smith, Smith, Smith & Smithereens

"It is not nepotism. He's only distantly related."

'I'm going to teach you the value of a dollar invested.'

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

'It's a terrific family business: We have about 53 staff-members...'

'Yes we are one big happy family around here, but keep in mind father always knows best!'

"And this is my junior partner, my son, Ira."

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

Where your mind & battle are los

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

Robot Parts $5

"I was just going to say, 'Well, I don't make the rules.' But, of course, I do make the rules."

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

' A good idea '

'Shhhh. Fido inherited seventy percent of this company.'

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

Selling lemon latt�

Entering the Business Community: Assets/Liabilities

6 Brothers Falafel

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

'He had a meteoric rise to the top.'

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

The Rubber Ball Company

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

"Hoskins, try saying 'profits are up' without the finger quotes, okay?"

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

Likes: $2.

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

"I think I just solved my cash flow problem."