Starting A Family Business Pillows

Kriten, Kriten and Kriten Enterprises.

'This is a family business so I'm working overtime to spend more time with my family.'

Smith, Smith, Smith, Smith & Smithereens

"It is not nepotism. He's only distantly related."

'I'm going to teach you the value of a dollar invested.'

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

'What?! you lost the Henderson account?! Stephen, you go to your room this instant, and no TV for a week!'

'It's a terrific family business: We have about 53 staff-members...'

'Yes we are one big happy family around here, but keep in mind father always knows best!'

"And this is my junior partner, my son, Ira."

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

"Someday, this will all go into your pre-nuptial agreement."

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

Where your mind & battle are los

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

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"I was just going to say, 'Well, I don't make the rules.' But, of course, I do make the rules."

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

' A good idea '

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

Entering the Business Community: Assets/Liabilities

'Shhhh. Fido inherited seventy percent of this company.'

Selling lemon latt�

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

6 Brothers Falafel

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

'He had a meteoric rise to the top.'

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

"Hoskins, try saying 'profits are up' without the finger quotes, okay?"

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