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'Is it absolutely necassary to Salute the Sun during Breakfast Dad?'

"Hurry, I've been waiting for you."

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

"You're close, but you're not the record. The record for one family in one booth—all from out of state, each ordering a complete breakfast—was set in 1978, with fifteen."

Bed and Breakfast

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"I'm sorry, your grapefruit subscription ran out and I forgot to renew it."

Receiving the early-morning T-mail.

"Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor..."

'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'

April 12,1989: The last day Ryan ever ate pancakes. 'I ran out of pancake mix so I fried up patties of my facial cream.'

"What's it gonna take for all of us to eat together like a family?"

Full English? I'm full already, thanks.

"Mummy's a bit grisly in the mornings. But after something to eat and a little nap, she's quite pleasant."

"Honey, the toaster is down, but it's already alerted the oven to pre-heat and broil your muffins."

"Sorry I'm late for the breakfast meeting."

Wife at breakfast: 'We're out of sugar - how about chocolate milk on your cereal?'

"Did you check the milk? I don't wanna get mad cow milk!"

It's the little surprises that keep a marriage exciting...

'Following the referendum defeat, your breakfast will remain continental.'

'It looks like bacon and eggs, but it's 100% bran.'

'I didn't use a plate because my soldiers are underequipped.'

"I kind of miss that morning newspaper you used to hold in front of your face."

A Snowman about to have some Snowflakes breakfast cereal

French-America Cuisine: Corn Flake Flambe!

'This is spinach, Grandma. Spinach isn't grandmotherly.'

"Are you feeling O.K.? You haven't touched your phone."

"Watch dad flip eggs without using a spatula!"

"Omelets?! Are you crazy? Pete's Pancake Palace didn't get where it is today by diluting its brand!"

'Sweet! Money to pay my health insurance premium!'