Family Breakfast Advocate Prints

'Is it absolutely necassary to Salute the Sun during Breakfast Dad?'

"Hurry, I've been waiting for you."

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

"You're close, but you're not the record. The record for one family in one booth—all from out of state, each ordering a complete breakfast—was set in 1978, with fifteen."

Bed and Breakfast

Sugar Crunchies - Free Dental Treatment.

"I'm sorry, your grapefruit subscription ran out and I forgot to renew it."

Receiving the early-morning T-mail.

"Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor..."

'Now do you believe me?'

F&E Diner. You asked for a hot breakfast, so I put some jalapenos on your corn flakes!

"What's it gonna take for all of us to eat together like a family?"

"I don't allow cell phones during breakfast. That's why she's talking into her pop tart."

April 12,1989: The last day Ryan ever ate pancakes. 'I ran out of pancake mix so I fried up patties of my facial cream.'

'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'

Full English? I'm full already, thanks.

"Did you check the milk? I don't wanna get mad cow milk!"

It's the little surprises that keep a marriage exciting...

"Mummy's a bit grisly in the mornings. But after something to eat and a little nap, she's quite pleasant."

Wife at breakfast: 'We're out of sugar - how about chocolate milk on your cereal?'

"Sorry I'm late for the breakfast meeting."

Omelette aux grosses herbes

"Honey, the toaster is down, but it's already alerted the oven to pre-heat and broil your muffins."

'Following the referendum defeat, your breakfast will remain continental.'

'It looks like bacon and eggs, but it's 100% bran.'

"I kind of miss that morning newspaper you used to hold in front of your face."

'This is spinach, Grandma. Spinach isn't grandmotherly.'

A Snowman about to have some Snowflakes breakfast cereal

French-America Cuisine: Corn Flake Flambe!

'I didn't use a plate because my soldiers are underequipped.'

"Are you feeling O.K.? You haven't touched your phone."

'Sweet! Money to pay my health insurance premium!'