Family Breakfast T-Shirts

Boy asks servant to prepare a long list of fishing bait

Tartine

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

Chez Nous Menu

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"That's it. We’re toast."

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

German Expressionist Breakfast

Welcome Spring.

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

I'd like to take this menu and shove it where the sun don't shine. But I'll settle for the omelette & hash browns...

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

Pastry Hat

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

Non-Power Breakfast

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

"That table is yours once that party decides to move to the suburbs."

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."