Family Breakfast Mugs

Boy asks servant to prepare a long list of fishing bait

Tartine

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"That's it. We’re toast."

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

Chez Nous Menu

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

German Expressionist Breakfast

Welcome Spring.

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

I'd like to take this menu and shove it where the sun don't shine. But I'll settle for the omelette & hash browns...

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

Pastry Hat

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

"That table is yours once that party decides to move to the suburbs."

Full English Breakfast.