Fame Appreciation Pillows

Old Star-Struck National Park

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

'I'm a star!'

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

"In the future, son, everyone will be an attorney for fifteen minutes."

Pile of books for sale with sign: Expired Fifteen-Minutes-of-Fame Books.

Pete never wanted the fame that came with being a national symbol...he just thought it was a good way to meet girls.

Fired Big Shots Who's Who.

As Seen On TV

'Come in, Jordan - your time is up.'

Proof you've made it Loud Annoying The voices raised against you

'If I never get my 15 minutes of fame, I at least want a giant cutout face of myself.'

Thank You to Vaccinators

"Wait a minute... You're not Warren Gurkenman the famous actor, but his stuntman?!"

'I was only famous for 14 and a half minutes.'

Media Whore Raceway.

"These are my windscreen credits."

'...and all going well, definitely no more than 15 minutes of fame!'

"A movie deal, a recording contract, clothing line, rehab, first marriage, fragrance, baby, second marriage, reality show …"

"I think I've already had my fifteen minutes of fortune."

Let me warn you, toots. Celebrity is like radioactivity: you start with a big bang, then comes years with a half-life of slow decay.

'Our son might be 'Lord Greystoke' and all now, but he still writes to us when he needs advice...'

'I've been a model, a film star, a soap star, a dress designer... next I'm going to write a children's book and after that...'

Johnny Cashpoint.

"Thank you for coming into the studio tonight, your story is truly a fascinating one, however I've decided our time would be better spent reviewing my meteoric rise to celebrity status within this television network."