Celebrity Admiration Pillows

'Stand further away, the comparison's not doing you any good.'

Skinheads for Eva Gabor

If that's for me, I'm here, technically, although in my mind I'm on a beach in the Bahamas with Jennifer Lawrence. Ring.

Elvis fans

"He says we're too late - Elvis is dead!"

"I think Jennifer Lopez gets a bad rap. She's a smart, ambitious woman who works hard, respects her roots, and follows her heart! She deserves all her fame and glory!"

Dirk Nowitzki

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

Jack Gleeson

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

Bryan Ferry

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

The Life and Times of Miley Cyrus

"This is no time for fightin', princess, there's a war on!"

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

Vanna White: The Later Years.

Michael Jackson - Mission fulfilled.

Tom Hanks

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

George Clooney Machine

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

"My spokesperson won't speak to me."

Leo McKern

Prepare yourself, America. Dancing with the Stars is poised to present a new 12-week competition. And you'll never guess who's dancing now! Listen to the passion and fight in our newest celebrity dancer

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

"Is Madonna amazing or what? She sings, dances, and acts, and now it turns out she's a writer, too."

Amy Winehouse, up in Rock N' Roll heaven.