Fame Appreciation Mugs

Old Star-Struck National Park

Anna Calvi

Jack Gleeson

Do you have to write the 5 paragraph essays to be a rich investment banker? Or rock star? Or famous actress? No. No. And no. Then why learn to write one? So when those jobs don't work out

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

'I'm a star!'

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

"In the future, son, everyone will be an attorney for fifteen minutes."

Pile of books for sale with sign: Expired Fifteen-Minutes-of-Fame Books.

"Admit it Johnson, isn't a pat on the back more intrinsically rewarding than a salary rise?"

Pete never wanted the fame that came with being a national symbol...he just thought it was a good way to meet girls.

Fired Big Shots Who's Who.

As Seen On TV

'Come in, Jordan - your time is up.'

Elvis fans

Proof you've made it Loud Annoying The voices raised against you

'If I never get my 15 minutes of fame, I at least want a giant cutout face of myself.'

"Wait a minute... You're not Warren Gurkenman the famous actor, but his stuntman?!"

Thank You to Vaccinators

'I was only famous for 14 and a half minutes.'

"These are my windscreen credits."

Media Whore Raceway.

"Ever since my fame, everyone's been coming out of the woodwork claiming to be a relative."

Let me warn you, toots. Celebrity is like radioactivity: you start with a big bang, then comes years with a half-life of slow decay.

TV Zoo Trivia

Anne Hathaway

"I think I've already had my fifteen minutes of fortune."

Virgil van Dijk

"A movie deal, a recording contract, clothing line, rehab, first marriage, fragrance, baby, second marriage, reality show …"

'...and all going well, definitely no more than 15 minutes of fame!'

Johnny Cashpoint.

"Thank you for coming into the studio tonight, your story is truly a fascinating one, however I've decided our time would be better spent reviewing my meteoric rise to celebrity status within this television network."

'I've been a model, a film star, a soap star, a dress designer... next I'm going to write a children's book and after that...'