Fame Critic Mugs

Fired Big Shots Who's Who.

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

The americanisation of vulture.

"The moral of the story, honey, is that being a celebrity does not make you a credible children’s book author."

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

Armageddon

"Amateurs."

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

"Welcome to Sugar Free Farm! The reality show, where celebs go cold turkey on their sugar addictions for two weeks."

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

"Get off the stage and get a copy of 'Studies of Laughter in Interaction'—I think you'll enjoy it."

Non Thought For The Day.

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

Ranked Voting in N.Y.C.

"It's tough to get him moving, but once he's going he never stops."

"The script isn't funny, but maybe if we put some unfunny actors in it and get an unfunny director it will be funny."

"I don't like lawyer jokes. Lawyers don't think they're funny and other people don't think they're jokes."

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

Snow White and her Seven people.

Hedgehog holding sign saying 'the end is nigh' as man invents the wheel.

'There's nothing wrong with him-just delusions of glandular.'

Thinker, but not too deep: 'I wonder what's on TV tonight?'