Fame Gifts

"I know being a celebrity might not make me happy but I could be an unhappy celebrity."

"That's like so unfair, Mum, why do I have to do something to be famous? Why can't I just be famous?!"

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

'Come in, Jordan - your time is up.'

'Homeless in Hollywood'

'I always assumed my fifteen minutes of fame would come when I was ALIVE.'

Famous Entertainer Weds in Secret - full story and pictures.

As Seen On TV

Fame/Money/Success/Oblivion.

Sam Neill

'Bill Gates?'

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Whoa, what's this...another friend request?...but I've never heard of you, and a celebrity can't be associated with riff-raff, so...make friends with my delete button.'

'She tried to become famous on TV, but it was a total disaster - that's how she became so famous.'

'Our son might be 'Lord Greystoke' and all now, but he still writes to us when he needs advice...'

'If I never get my 15 minutes of fame, I at least want a giant cutout face of myself.'

"I don't know which I need more to advance my career, an agent or a hacker to release my racy pictures online."

"I used to be pro Bono. . . but since he became a tax exile he lost a fan."

Due to greater bandwidth and higher download speeds, your 15 minutes of fame will be reduced to 7 seconds of celebrity.

Proof you've made it Loud Annoying The voices raised against you

"For my 15 minutes of fame I've gotten 60 days of social media abuse."

'Guess who's got his picture in the paper.'

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

"A movie deal, a recording contract, clothing line, rehab, first marriage, fragrance, baby, second marriage, reality show …"

"I think I've already had my fifteen minutes of fortune."

"Now don't tell me, but you used to be somebody didn't you?"

Media Whore Raceway.

Man selling 'Maps to Stars for $5.00' next to lady selling 'Maps to People with 15 Minutes of Fame for 50 Cents'.

She's listening, steer the conversation round to how you're gonna be on tv, drop a few names...

I used to want my name in lights. Now I want my face on a Jumbotron.

Job Centre - 'I'm afraid the only jobs we have available are as celebrities.'

Let me warn you, toots. Celebrity is like radioactivity: you start with a big bang, then comes years with a half-life of slow decay.

'I was only famous for 14 and a half minutes.'

'I'm a star!'

Johnny Cashpoint.

Your Ticket to Fame and Fortune...sold out.