"I'm retired now"
Falconry Pillows
Add a touch of personality to their space with our falconry-themed pillows. Featuring clever illustrations and quotes, these cushions make any bird-loving home cozier and more fun.
Falconry in the Falklands never really got going.
Free Range Christmas Poultry
Drone Falconer
"Bandit is very sorry about your expensive drone and wants to say it will never happen again."
"He's really let this 'majestic bird' thing go to his head."
Recalculating... Recalculating...
Stranded falconer send Falcon from deserted Island with a note in a bottle.
"You're taking this majestic falconry business too far, Rudolph."
An enemy's counter drone.
"One large with pepperoni and mushrooms."
"I think slim should have started falconry with a smaller bird."
Falconry
Yes, I'm very fond of falconry. What of it?
A falconer with a flamingo on his arm
"You ever look around for something, and then realize you were holding it?"
No caption. (Two man are falconing. One man holds bird on his arm. Other man, who has bat-like ears, holds out his arm from which bats suspend themselves.
Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st
Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1
"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."
'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'
"Houston - you will Not believe this!"
A Hole in the Dike
Cupid and Targets
Bullseye!
"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."
The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.
You must be this tall.
"Oh, this? Crazy story..."
Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,
'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'
'You did help Junior with his science project.'
Filling the Missile Gap
"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."
"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"
Falconry Pillows Collection
Falconry Mugs
Explore our entire range of falconry gifts on mugs, perfect for adding a humorous or inspiring touch to their morning routine.
Falconry Prints
Find the perfect wall art! Our falconry prints are ideal for decorating a bird enthusiast’s space with style and wit.
Falconry T-Shirts
Looking for more falconry-inspired apparel? Check out our collection of t-shirts featuring witty designs and artwork for bird of prey lovers.