Falconry Gifts

"I'm retired now"

Falconry in the Falklands never really got going.

Free Range Christmas Poultry

Drone Falconer

"Bandit is very sorry about your expensive drone and wants to say it will never happen again."

"He's really let this 'majestic bird' thing go to his head."

Recalculating... Recalculating...

Stranded falconer send Falcon from deserted Island with a note in a bottle.

"You're taking this majestic falconry business too far, Rudolph."

An enemy's counter drone.

"One large with pepperoni and mushrooms."

"I think slim should have started falconry with a smaller bird."

Falconry

Yes, I'm very fond of falconry. What of it?

A falconer with a flamingo on his arm

"You ever look around for something, and then realize you were holding it?"

No caption. (Two man are falconing. One man holds bird on his arm. Other man, who has bat-like ears, holds out his arm from which bats suspend themselves.

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

A Hole in the Dike

Cupid and Targets

Bullseye!

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

You must be this tall.

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

Filling the Missile Gap

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"