Falconry Fan Pillows

"I'm retired now"

Falconry in the Falklands never really got going.

Punch Initials - M

"I think slim should have started falconry with a smaller bird."

Recalculating... Recalculating...

'What zip code are we in now?'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

En garde!

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

'Remember our natural predators are bats, birds,frogs and kids with jars.'

Caliologist

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

It'll never work - you're LED and I'm plasma.

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

House plants

"Wow, Grog, fire and drawings. This is quite an entertainment center you have here."

Portrait sweating above a fireplace

I'm just saying, maybe you should try getting out of the city, Mr. Van Gogh. The Smoggy Night.

"Who wants to help me with the fireworks this year?"

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

Migration Music

'I SAID you'd threatened to throw them out once too often!'

"Bandit is very sorry about your expensive drone and wants to say it will never happen again."

'To be honest, I'm sorry I ever asked him for a water feature. . .'

"As soon as our state legalizes fireworks, gay marriage, and marijuana - I'm going to start throwing awesome parties you're not invited to."

"Looks like you've got some competition."

There's a strange mist over my food. You never heard of pea soup fog?

Bath Bonfire

En-guard dog.