Falconry Fan Pillows

"I'm retired now"

Falconry in the Falklands never really got going.

Punch Initials - M

"I think slim should have started falconry with a smaller bird."

Recalculating... Recalculating...

'What zip code are we in now?'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

En garde!

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

'Remember our natural predators are bats, birds,frogs and kids with jars.'

Caliologist

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

House plants

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

"Wow, Grog, fire and drawings. This is quite an entertainment center you have here."

Portrait sweating above a fireplace

'I SAID you'd threatened to throw them out once too often!'

"Who wants to help me with the fireworks this year?"

Migration Music

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

Bath Bonfire

"Looks like you've got some competition."

En-guard dog.

"As soon as our state legalizes fireworks, gay marriage, and marijuana - I'm going to start throwing awesome parties you're not invited to."

Bev puts on an old favorite

'To be honest, I'm sorry I ever asked him for a water feature. . .'

"Bandit is very sorry about your expensive drone and wants to say it will never happen again."

"You're taking this majestic falconry business too far, Rudolph."

Campaign Trail

July 5...payback.