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Falcon finds Waldo

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

'That's right...he'll lick you to death.'

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

'It's true: I was hunting with the King himself last week...'

"Bandit is very sorry about your expensive drone and wants to say it will never happen again."

"Fire department? Yes, this is a cat and, well, big surprise here, I'm stuck in a tree... But here's the odd part—I am staring at no less than five other cats, all stuck in this same tree. So weird, huh?"

"Unlike the case for dogs, the people that cats own don't grow to look like them. I mean, seriously, what human could look as good as this?"

Begin by removing all surplus mud.

Cat to boss: 'May I have some maternal leave this afternoon?'

Persian

'You don't want to show favouritism Bruce-it upsets the others.'

"The truth is, humans aren’t smart enough to know how intelligent we are."

'How the heck is anyone supposed to lay with all this chitchat going on?'

"Every time there was a rift in our relationship, we got a cat."

'I heard Steve say: 'Either the cat goes or I do.''

'And how old were you when your mother first called you a scaredy cat.'

"We’re going to have to be very discreet. We don’t travel together, and we don’t dine together."

'Dude, check it out!'

'Mom! Max isn't playing with his food again.'

"The groomer used too much product."

Sparrow of Prey

'This looks like a really hot piece of gossip, Edna!'

Falconry

'Feeding dog food to dogs is NOT ethnic stereotyping!'

'The owners all think the cats love his bedside manner...'

'I thought she'd never stop talking!'

"Stop worrying if you're a good dog or a bad dog. Just be the best dog you can be."

Cat and dog

'Oh right, like you've never had a hairball.'

Litter tray cat.

'Let's go before everyone starts telling their stupid owner stories.'