Falcon Friends Mugs

Falcon finds Waldo

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

'That's right...he'll lick you to death.'

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

'It's true: I was hunting with the King himself last week...'

Persian

"Bandit is very sorry about your expensive drone and wants to say it will never happen again."

Cat to boss: 'May I have some maternal leave this afternoon?'

Begin by removing all surplus mud.

"Unlike the case for dogs, the people that cats own don't grow to look like them. I mean, seriously, what human could look as good as this?"

"Fire department? Yes, this is a cat and, well, big surprise here, I'm stuck in a tree... But here's the odd part—I am staring at no less than five other cats, all stuck in this same tree. So weird, huh?"

'You don't want to show favouritism Bruce-it upsets the others.'

'I heard Steve say: 'Either the cat goes or I do.''

'How the heck is anyone supposed to lay with all this chitchat going on?'

"Every time there was a rift in our relationship, we got a cat."

"The truth is, humans aren’t smart enough to know how intelligent we are."

'And how old were you when your mother first called you a scaredy cat.'

"We’re going to have to be very discreet. We don’t travel together, and we don’t dine together."

'Dude, check it out!'

Sparrow of Prey

'Mom! Max isn't playing with his food again.'

"The groomer used too much product."

'This looks like a really hot piece of gossip, Edna!'

'Just what I always wanted.'

Falconry

'Feeding dog food to dogs is NOT ethnic stereotyping!'

An enemy's counter drone.

'The owners all think the cats love his bedside manner...'

Litter tray cat.

'Oh right, like you've never had a hairball.'

Cat and dog

"Stop worrying if you're a good dog or a bad dog. Just be the best dog you can be."