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"Bandit is very sorry about your expensive drone and wants to say it will never happen again."

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

You must be this tall.

Birds Following Witch.

The Perfect Foil

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

"What a sad species humans are!"

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

"I'll have the Mediterranean truffle sea bass, pan seared, and thrown into my mouth from across the room."

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I... I... I..."

Swimming with dolphins./Swimming with a cow.

'Steady,...not yet,...hold your positions.'

"Free safety demonstration on board the flight?"

"When the boss says jump, I say how high."

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."

"Err Stewardess? Do you have a sweet? I think my ears are about to pop."

"Go deep!"

'J.B. Potts, Head of Research, Aerodynamics...'

Basic economy

'It's true: I was hunting with the King himself last week...'

Dolphin tricks.

'I've got'em right where I want'em.'

"Orange juice, 1/2 lb. bacon, dozen eggs, bread, coffee..."

"You get the feeling that it's trying to communicate with us."

Fox naps on the back of a fox hunter's horse.

'Let's first master this kite. Then we'll move on to a drone.'

'Let's follow this guy you said, he seems to know the way!'