Fake Money Tycoon Mugs

"Ken does know that isn't real money, right?"

Robot Parts $5

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

"Well, I'm sad for Gloria...she's gonna be bummed out when I'm twice as successful as she is."

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

'This boy you call my son doesn't care about investments, economy and money. I want a DNA test.'

'So I'll become a CEO of a dummy corporation.'

Acme Toys Ltd

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

"Someday this will all be yours...assuming that someday you'll have enough to buy it from me."

"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

'I told you he's gonna be the next Warren Buffett!'

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

Crazy old clown cat lady.

'He's precocious.'

"Forget the allowance. I'm getting more than I need from venture capital."

'If you want to be a great success, get yourself huge wads of money.'

Predator, Inc bought Prey, Ltd

'Let's play business. I'll be the chairman of the board and you'll work for me and laugh whenever I tell a joke.'

Sugar Fix.

Mono-Tasking, Multi-Tasking, No-No Tasking and Nada Tasking.

"He just talked me into giving him a 200% raise in his allowance. At least we don't have to worry about him not succeeding in business when he grows up."

'I'd like to invest in some young companies.'

"Hmmm....not bad. What about liquid assets?"

'He's out massaging,manipulating and monopolising.'

'Someday, son...all this will be Mine.'

Home for the Holidays

R. J. Willoby - Old Money, Old Technology, Member 'Good Old Boys Network'.

'I think we may have an income problem.'

"I'm in here...reallocating Dad's retirement account into junk bonds."

'It's quite the Horatio Alger story, isn't it? Humble origins in a single drop of pond water, gradually devouring every competitor in sight. Naturally, it was just a matter of time before you decided to join our company!'

"I can't decide which I'd rather do- make a twenty-billion-dollar bid of turn down a twenty-billion-dollar bid."