Fake Money Tycoon Prints

"Ken does know that isn't real money, right?"

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"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

'This boy you call my son doesn't care about investments, economy and money. I want a DNA test.'

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'So I'll become a CEO of a dummy corporation.'

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

"Someday this will all be yours...assuming that someday you'll have enough to buy it from me."

'I told you he's gonna be the next Warren Buffett!'

Crazy old clown cat lady.

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

"Forget the allowance. I'm getting more than I need from venture capital."

'If you want to be a great success, get yourself huge wads of money.'

Predator, Inc bought Prey, Ltd

'Let's play business. I'll be the chairman of the board and you'll work for me and laugh whenever I tell a joke.'

Sugar Fix.

'I think we may have an income problem.'

'He's out massaging,manipulating and monopolising.'

Mono-Tasking, Multi-Tasking, No-No Tasking and Nada Tasking.

'Someday, son...all this will be Mine.'

'I'd like to invest in some young companies.'

"He just talked me into giving him a 200% raise in his allowance. At least we don't have to worry about him not succeeding in business when he grows up."

R. J. Willoby - Old Money, Old Technology, Member 'Good Old Boys Network'.

"I'm in here...reallocating Dad's retirement account into junk bonds."

"I can't decide which I'd rather do- make a twenty-billion-dollar bid of turn down a twenty-billion-dollar bid."

'It's quite the Horatio Alger story, isn't it? Humble origins in a single drop of pond water, gradually devouring every competitor in sight. Naturally, it was just a matter of time before you decided to join our company!'

"Yeah, it's work-related, Doc...I bent over backwards trying to please my boss!"