Fake It Till You Make It Enthusiast Pillows

Faux

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

"The figures would seem to indicate that you're not really a scientist."

"Please forgive us for being so late- we had parking issues."

'You feel awkward? You're the one who said we ought to hunt bare.'

Sales Campaign - Ok, Fender - sell me!

'Ah, it seems that I've completely misjudged the mood of the evening.'

“Okay, Cindy, don’t think of it as learning ... think of it as a software upgrade!”

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

"Rayna's been kidnapped! And its all my fault!"

"It's cooties."

181 yeard old, huh? This is the worst fake I.D. I've ever seen. And that beard! Ha! Nice try, Mr.... Uhh... 'Van Winkle.'

"I was a best seller! I sold millions of copies! Now look at me, a glorified coaster."

Brick Red Paint...

'The school counselor says I have well-developed motor skills. Will you bring me a car?'

"It's that time of year when guys randomly explode."

"I told him to trim a couple of inches off the middle and he thought it was a fat remark."

Workers constructing barcodes

"I'm very good at acting like I know what I'm doing."

'He's never forgotten his humble beginnings.'

'A simple bottle would have sufficed for your specimen, Mr Thomas.'

'See! I told you my dad is a boxer!'

'So, in closing, let's all say with as much sincerity as we can, 'Oh, what a darling kitchen!''

The end of the world is nigh.

'If Larry didn't stay in touch with his imaginary childhood friends, he wouldn't have any clients at all.'

Fred thought he was following orders when he began the war on terriers.

'I sincerely thank you for your concern, but I'm only setting up a swing.'

"Ha ha. Stop by and say hello to your mother. Ha ha, that's a good one!"

Milton applies for a job as a video game tester.

The art of regifting

Do you have any fans? Shelagh in soft furnishings thinks I'm wonderful.

'Five years ago we offered Professor Lang unlimited resources to create the perfect deterrent. Today, I'm happy to say...' 'Uh-Oh!'

Global Skate Boards...senior discount: 'High school SENIORS, Dude!'