Faux Enthusiasm Enthusiast Pillows

'So, in closing, let's all say with as much sincerity as we can, 'Oh, what a darling kitchen!''

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Team Leader

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

I am your BIGGEST fan!

"How come I can't remember what I forget, but I always remember that I forgot something!"

Burning love

So you'd like to be a lawyer...we require honest, genuine people, who are prepared to...learn how to fake sincerity.

Turning 'Raw Hype' Into 'Pure Hype'

A couple holding hands

In a stock brokers, the lift buttons for up and down have bulls and bears on them.

'Ah, it seems that I've completely misjudged the mood of the evening.'

Valentine's Day Kiss

'Before the meeting starts let's all sing the company song.'

'I'm bouncing with enthusiasm.'

'It had been one of those long, smouldering, passionate kisses that seem to last forever'

'I like your enthusiasm!'

My valentine

'Damned tourists.'

I'm BAD deal with it

"Honestly, Doug, you never want to do anything. . . I swear with you, it's always meh, meh, meh!"

"It says, 'Formal'. Do you have clean socks to wear with your sandals?"

"I thought I still had lots of fire in the belly for this job, but it turned out to be gas."

'The trouble with facing reality is you never know from which direction it's coming from.'

Thinkin 'bout you.

"Ha ha. Stop by and say hello to your mother. Ha ha, that's a good one!"

Wrestlers versus firemen at the scene of a fire.

A little kiss.

The speediness of today's world and its logical conclusion.

The art of regifting

'...Hi. Just called to say I ate a bag of chips.'

'Listen! If it is a secret, don't tell me: I tend to repeat everything out loud over and over again...'

'I used to be afraid of public speaking, but since I realised everyone falls asleep after 15 minutes...'

'Do me a favour-stop saying 'Good night,don't let the bed bugs bite'!'