Enthusiasm Enthusiast Pillows

Team Leader

'Try to look a little more animated, Herb ... The boss just asked me if you were dead.'

Gone were the days of emotional restraint.

'I'm bouncing with enthusiasm.'

'I like your enthusiasm!'

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

"Honestly, Doug, you never want to do anything. . . I swear with you, it's always meh, meh, meh!"

I am your BIGGEST fan!

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Go team!

And here's the office floor plan. The numbers indicate the recommended sequence in which to step on people on your way to the top.

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

'My team likes to see me spring into action.'

'I believe in a 'carrot and stick' approach to motivation. The carrot is not to use the stick.'

Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank.

'That's the first cubicle I ever worked in.'

A man cheers

Dedication to excellence....

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

If a moo can rise to the top, so can I.

"I've finally arrived. The C.E.O. stopped saying 'who the hell are you' whenever he sees me."

The words 'Well done ' take seconds to say, but will be long remembered and appreciated.

The probability of an event occurring is inversely proportional to its desirability.

Peacock of Productivity

"It's not often you see a sign that is both instructional and inspirational."

I'm willing to start at the bottom and work my way up to your job..

"He's a psychopath with megalomanic tendencies...I like that in a candidate!"

Burning love

"You'll find I'm highly motivated and ambitious...oh, is this your desk?"

"Look at her...Gracie is intelligent, optimistic, ambitious..I wish she was one more thing."

"It's a long term goal."

Wall Street has a one way arrow upwards.

'In five year's time?... I see myself on that side of the desk telling you it's a great shame, thanks for all your hard work, but I'm going to have to let you go!'

Turning 'Raw Hype' Into 'Pure Hype'