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'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

"Please forgive us for being so late- we had parking issues."

"The figures would seem to indicate that you're not really a scientist."

'You feel awkward? You're the one who said we ought to hunt bare.'

She's disappointed. Doctor Frankenstein's online dating profile simply says that he's a "body-builder."

Sales Campaign - Ok, Fender - sell me!

“Okay, Cindy, don’t think of it as learning ... think of it as a software upgrade!”

'Ah, it seems that I've completely misjudged the mood of the evening.'

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

Geography. And there's another continent, Antartica, on the very bottom. How cool is that?!

"Rayna's been kidnapped! And its all my fault!"

"I was a best seller! I sold millions of copies! Now look at me, a glorified coaster."

Brick Red Paint...

"It's cooties."

181 yeard old, huh? This is the worst fake I.D. I've ever seen. And that beard! Ha! Nice try, Mr.... Uhh... 'Van Winkle.'

'The school counselor says I have well-developed motor skills. Will you bring me a car?'

"It's that time of year when guys randomly explode."

"I'm very good at acting like I know what I'm doing."

Workers constructing barcodes

Gloria called

"I told him to trim a couple of inches off the middle and he thought it was a fat remark."

'He's never forgotten his humble beginnings.'

'A simple bottle would have sufficed for your specimen, Mr Thomas.'

'See! I told you my dad is a boxer!'

'So, in closing, let's all say with as much sincerity as we can, 'Oh, what a darling kitchen!''

'If Larry didn't stay in touch with his imaginary childhood friends, he wouldn't have any clients at all.'

The end of the world is nigh.

Fred thought he was following orders when he began the war on terriers.

'I sincerely thank you for your concern, but I'm only setting up a swing.'

Do you have any fans? Shelagh in soft furnishings thinks I'm wonderful.

Milton applies for a job as a video game tester.

"Ha ha. Stop by and say hello to your mother. Ha ha, that's a good one!"

Global Skate Boards...senior discount: 'High school SENIORS, Dude!'

'Five years ago we offered Professor Lang unlimited resources to create the perfect deterrent. Today, I'm happy to say...' 'Uh-Oh!'