Faithful Urbanite Gifts

Persons of Faith

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

Monk Prompt

Christian and Born again Christian...

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

"I've accepted him as my personal trainer."

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

'This business about the meek inheriting the Earth -- can't anything be done about it?'

"He's dumbing down the sermons again."

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

Couple beyond prayer - need divine intervention.

'Have you been taking your medicine every day?'

Spiritual Lives Matter

'It's Sundays like this that I regret our church website is so popular.'

Men's Prayer Group.

"A real old fashioned fire and brimstone message today Preacher."

"Attendance is down again this morning. If we want to continue calling ourselves a congregation, we're going to have to congregate."

"I wish there was a way to get out of the city this summer without leaving Manhattan."

"10,000 members or not, the Pastor should at least remember my name."

"The buck really stops with him."

'...and we used to grumble about not understanding archaic church language!'

The evangelist turned lawyer's opening arguments were unconvincing

'I really do feel empowered. I should've joined a gang years ago.'

"You will not gain any sympathy from this court by offering to give one-tenth of your haul to the Church."

'My husband does everything religiously except going to church.'

Priest's computer screen reads: 'e-confession. Please type 10 Hail Marys ... and no cut'n'paste ...'

Pope Francis

"But how many followers do you have?"

Decisions a Pope makes

Pope John Paul II 1920-2005.

The Good News, the Media Nothwithstanding

Doug Coe