Faithful Urbanite Gifts

Persons of Faith

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

Monk Prompt

Christian and Born again Christian...

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

"I've accepted him as my personal trainer."

'This business about the meek inheriting the Earth -- can't anything be done about it?'

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

"He's dumbing down the sermons again."

Couple beyond prayer - need divine intervention.

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

'Have you been taking your medicine every day?'

'It's Sundays like this that I regret our church website is so popular.'

The evangelist turned lawyer's opening arguments were unconvincing

"A real old fashioned fire and brimstone message today Preacher."

"The buck really stops with him."

"10,000 members or not, the Pastor should at least remember my name."

Men's Prayer Group.

"Attendance is down again this morning. If we want to continue calling ourselves a congregation, we're going to have to congregate."

"I wish there was a way to get out of the city this summer without leaving Manhattan."

'I really do feel empowered. I should've joined a gang years ago.'

"You will not gain any sympathy from this court by offering to give one-tenth of your haul to the Church."

"But how many followers do you have?"

Pope Francis

'My husband does everything religiously except going to church.'

Decisions a Pope makes

Priest's computer screen reads: 'e-confession. Please type 10 Hail Marys ... and no cut'n'paste ...'

Pope John Paul II 1920-2005.

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

Yeah? Well my father's better at prayers

Doug Coe