Faithful Tech Fans Gifts

Church window shaped computer monitor.,

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

'I went to my boss and demanded the fruits of my labor. He gave me a Blackberry.'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

The First Fire Stick

"Textin’"

Internet.

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

The Evolution Of Man.

Magnet School. A "magnet school"? Won't that mess up the computers?

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

Technological Dependence.

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

'I'm pretty sure I have a Ph.D. I think one came bundled with my new computer.'

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

"Honey, this is serious, we need to text."

"Do you know Lincoln's Gettysburg Address?"

Foxhole - digging robot

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

"Are our prayers answered whether we have an iphone or an android?"

My url is: http:/how:/um:/powwow.co.chiese.html.

"Any other reason for your disappointment with God other than your team has never won a Superbowl?"

"And this latest robot vacuum can fetch a glass of wine while it cleans your floors!"

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

An Intimate Union forms between Napster and the Pygmy Sub-Area of Central Africa...

Sunday Sermon: Does God Prefer Particular Sports Teams?

Communication

"I'm terrible with names, but never fail at fingerprint, facial or voice recognition."

"Do you believe the world is all an illusion?" "I know it is. I know it can be bent by our collective will. When I was born, there were horses and buggies in the streets. But as soon as we all believed we could do it, we went to the moon." "Oh, I agree. That's why I'm trying to get the whole internet to retweet 'It's possible to upload our minds into immortal robot bodies.' If the entire hive mind of Earth tweets that at the same time, it's got to come true." "I hope not. I'd hate for you to end