Faithful Studier Pillows

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

Burning the midnight oil.

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

Monk Prompt

Christian and Born again Christian...

"I wonder how many people are claiming to be your messiah right now?"

Caption Contest TK

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

'I won't be coming to church any more, Reverend -- I've decided to convert to golf.'

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

'This business about the meek inheriting the Earth -- can't anything be done about it?'

Monk and Bible and Devil Page Marker

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

Couple beyond prayer - need divine intervention.

"He's dumbing down the sermons again."

'Have you been taking your medicine every day?'

'Pop-up Bible.'

'It's Sundays like this that I regret our church website is so popular.'

Monks play conkers with crucifix

"Good. I can hardly see your Catholic parents now."

"A real old fashioned fire and brimstone message today Preacher."

The evangelist turned lawyer's opening arguments were unconvincing

"Attendance is down again this morning. If we want to continue calling ourselves a congregation, we're going to have to congregate."

"10,000 members or not, the Pastor should at least remember my name."

"The buck really stops with him."

"You will not gain any sympathy from this court by offering to give one-tenth of your haul to the Church."

"But how many followers do you have?"

Decisions a Pope makes

Pope Francis

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