Faithful Studier Prints

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

Burning the midnight oil.

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

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Monk Prompt

Christian and Born again Christian...

"I wonder how many people are claiming to be your messiah right now?"

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

'I won't be coming to church any more, Reverend -- I've decided to convert to golf.'

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

Monk and Bible and Devil Page Marker

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

'This business about the meek inheriting the Earth -- can't anything be done about it?'

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

"He's dumbing down the sermons again."

Couple beyond prayer - need divine intervention.

'Have you been taking your medicine every day?'

Spiritual Lives Matter

'Pop-up Bible.'

'It's Sundays like this that I regret our church website is so popular.'

Monks play conkers with crucifix

"Attendance is down again this morning. If we want to continue calling ourselves a congregation, we're going to have to congregate."

"Good. I can hardly see your Catholic parents now."

The evangelist turned lawyer's opening arguments were unconvincing

'...and we used to grumble about not understanding archaic church language!'

"The buck really stops with him."

"10,000 members or not, the Pastor should at least remember my name."

"A real old fashioned fire and brimstone message today Preacher."

"You will not gain any sympathy from this court by offering to give one-tenth of your haul to the Church."

Decisions a Pope makes

Pope Francis

"But how many followers do you have?"