Faithful Friars Pillows

Priest Leaves Cross in Beggars Hat.

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

A child interrupting family prayers

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

Christian and Born again Christian...

Caption Contest TK

"We missed you at church Sunday."

Father

"I wonder how many people are claiming to be your messiah right now?"

"Seminary didn't prepare me for this."

Monk Prompt

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

"If anyone wants me, Ms. Clark, I'll be down in the youth department."

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

"Thank you. It wasn't too 'preachy', was it?"

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

'This business about the meek inheriting the Earth -- can't anything be done about it?'

"He's dumbing down the sermons again."

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

Couple beyond prayer - need divine intervention.

"Your sins are forgiven, but not your co-pay."

'Have you been taking your medicine every day?'

'It's Sundays like this that I regret our church website is so popular.'

"A real old fashioned fire and brimstone message today Preacher."

"The buck really stops with him."

The evangelist turned lawyer's opening arguments were unconvincing

Men's Prayer Group.

"Attendance is down again this morning. If we want to continue calling ourselves a congregation, we're going to have to congregate."

Interfaith dialogue

"10,000 members or not, the Pastor should at least remember my name."

'I really do feel empowered. I should've joined a gang years ago.'

'A funny thing happened to me on the way to the church tonight..'