Faithful Disciple Gifts

'Hey, the Preacher is talking about you Dad.'

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

Monk Prompt

"I wonder how many people are claiming to be your messiah right now?"

Caption Contest TK

Christian and Born again Christian...

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

'This business about the meek inheriting the Earth -- can't anything be done about it?'

Monk and Bible and Devil Page Marker

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

I am your BIGGEST fan!

Couple beyond prayer - need divine intervention.

"He's dumbing down the sermons again."

'Have you been taking your medicine every day?'

Spiritual Lives Matter

'It's Sundays like this that I regret our church website is so popular.'

'Pop-up Bible.'

"10,000 members or not, the Pastor should at least remember my name."

"The buck really stops with him."

"A real old fashioned fire and brimstone message today Preacher."

'...and we used to grumble about not understanding archaic church language!'

Men's Prayer Group.

The evangelist turned lawyer's opening arguments were unconvincing

"Seminary didn't prepare me for this."

"Attendance is down again this morning. If we want to continue calling ourselves a congregation, we're going to have to congregate."

'I really do feel empowered. I should've joined a gang years ago.'

"You will not gain any sympathy from this court by offering to give one-tenth of your haul to the Church."

Decisions a Pope makes