Faithful Cleaner Pillows

Jesus swept.

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"The good news is...you've one less window to wash."

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

Christian and Born again Christian...

Couple beyond prayer - need divine intervention.

"Mom said mopping up my snow tracks is a good start for my bucket list."

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

'And now, concerning the special collection...'

'Right, moving on to the housekeeping...'

'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.'

"Hello job security."

Men's Prayer Group.

'Well, it WAS a pretty coffee table until Dave spilled coffee on it!'

'I really do feel empowered. I should've joined a gang years ago.'

'We're very lucky, really, with our poltergeist.'

Spring cleaning.

Man prays: 'Lord help me to be humble, and I want that by 10am Monday.'

Giant sandwich bags.

"Do we not come to this Redemption Center because we have refund value? Yes! But do not think you are worth but one nickel for that would be 'soft moralizing'."

"I won't ask you what you're using for bait . . . what are you using for a line."

Carpet cleaner.

Decluttering. . .

"Time to spring-clean where I spent the entire winter."

"Do you have anything that removes ink stains?"

'And best of all, he really enjoys it.'

"It's obvious Jesus accepts everyone. His disciples were fishermen, and we know what kind of lies we tell."

"Now remember, after this anointing you need to return every 3 months or 3000 miles."

"Ok, you wash, you dry...."

God's lil' fix-it shop.

New more powerful, furniture polish.

'No spring cleaning for me: I get a cleaner to come over in winter while we're asleep...'

'I can't take anymore, Gladys - I'm asking for a transfer to pottery !'

'One could make the ultimate industrial strength glue by cracking the formula of the goo on night club stages.'